TOSS YOUR KEY IN THE HAT

Gorgeous and smart, once a homecoming queen

Now forty and single I can pass for a teen

Lonely and desperate that’s where I live

Indiscriminate sex is what I give

Use me abuse me it’s what I need

Take me and rape me until I bleed

Party with strangers throw me a crumb

toss your key in a hat, and swallow some rum

Delirious with desire I’m burning I’m hot

Three at a time and take what I’ve got

Out of control and sick with desire

A fire hose can’t extinguish my fire

Like an Iceland volcano I’m ready to blow

Can’t get enough of hundred dicks in a row

No one wants me I’m out of luck

I’ll tell you why, I’m a dirty slut

It’s painful to admit the fetid truth

Living in the dark is real but uncouth

I looked in the mirror I’m sick with denial

I drive on the shoulder where life is too viral

I’m sick and ashamed of what I’ve become

I have nothing to give I’m waiting to cum

I dream of commitment and making babies

Buts it’s too late I’m sick with rabies

You would never guess that my mind’s in the gutter

The reality is I’m a rich soccer mother